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Lets Talk About Sperm

Who really is Superman? Is it nerdy Clark Kent, or the super hero himself? Well if it comes down to judging a man by his sperm… the honor goes to Mr. Kent. Sorry Superman, you can keep that speeding bullet to yourself… it doesn’t pack nearly the same punch as that guy hiding in the phone booth’s sperm.

According to a recent study, higher IQ men have better sperm. That’s right Mr. Muscle Head, you can’t do push ups to make those little swimmers stronger. Smarter guys tend to have higher quality sperm.

To get healthy sperm, it’s recommended that men take a daily multivitamin with selenium, zinc and folic acid. Guys should also exercise regularly and maintain a healthy weight. Smoking tobacco, pot or drinking too much alcohol can damage sperm.

How do you make your sperm even stronger? It’s easy, start by wearing boxers rather than tighty whities.

But, personally I’m glad we’re gay. Unless you plan on fathering children or donating sperm, you don’t need to worry about those little ones. That’s good news, I like my guys in boxer briefs… boxers not so much!