The Bo Show

How Big is Levi, The World May Never Know

When I say the name, Levi Johnston, I initially thought who would care. So what, he’s affiliated with ex-Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin… both could just disappear, right?!?

Then this past weekend my best friend decided he couldn’t wait for the nude pictorial or Levi to come out in Playgirl Magazine. Again, I thought, who cares.

But, last night I saw an exclusive shoot done by Entertainment Tonight. I CARE! Granted, we aren’t going to see what really puts the bulge in Levi’s Levi’s (no full frontal shots). But, I never considered him cute. But, from seeing some of these pics… he’s a good looking guy. Ok, I don’t care who he is… or how uneducated he may sound. Sometimes all you need is a good piece of eye candy. I’ll enjoy his piece of candy all night long.

But, I also have to say… what a rip off! I mean, If you’re going to pose nude, POSE NUDE! Don’t get every gay guy on the planet excited to see your body, and then cover it with a hockey stick. Hell, how is your kid ever going to respect you when you can’t even pose nude correctly?!?