The Bo Show

My First Anal Pap Smear

I’ve learned within the past year there’s an increase in anal cancer among gay men. So, I was actually relieved when I went for my physical this year, and my doctor said it would be a good idea for me to have one. I was already naked, and thought now is as good a time as any… so I gave my approval. I secretively thought how awkward it was going to be. My programmed way of thinking said to me, “this is something only women need done, not me.”

There I was, lying on my left side, my butt in my doctor’s face. Awkward, yes. He then started taking his samples. Even more awkward? Yes. What are these samples? Well, he just scrapes around the anus, outside and a bit inside too. I remember saying to him, “this is exactly why people don’t go to the doctor.” He laughed a bit.

He then placed these colorless, microscopic samples on a glass slide. It is pretty simple, and pretty necessary if you’re a gay man. It took no time, probably about a minute, and wasn’t as intrusive as I thought it would be. He told me, “If you’re a gay man, you definitely should have an anal pap smear.” More importantly, if you are often on the receiving end of anal intercourse, you definitely need one. Another thing, HPV inside the anus could lead to anal cancer. This is something, which should be taken very seriously.

I remember the Beyonce performance of “Single Ladies” on this past year’s MTV Video Music Awards. Before she wraps up the song, she says to all the single ladies watching, “Ladies, put your hand in his face!” Basically urging them to get a ring on it.

My advice, “Gentlemen, put your ass in his face!” Basically urging you to get an anal pap smear.